Mask!

I often get asked two questions when someone finds out I play hockey:

1. Do you have all your teeth? Yes, but a few are store bought.

2. Why would someone want to have people shoot pucks at them? May I remind you that they're not shooting AT me, but trying to avoid me, and I throw myself at those biscuits of rubber?

Anyway, here's the new mask, made by Hackva in Ontario, Canada. When I put it on, the bars melt away. The sightlines are incredible, and it's a tank. Gabe asked if he could jazz up the logo a bit, and here's the final result.


What I'm proudest of is the backplate, showing my commitment to eradicating pancreatic cancer from this world.


I don't get paid for this, so I'm doing it for the goalies out there. Protect your head. Both of them.